Elliot: I'd help, but I'm planning a baby shower for Carla. I am going to make this cafeteria look totally different.
Ted's band: [sings] Baby, baby, Baby, ooohI want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back I want my baby back, baby back Chili's Baby back ribs I want my baby back ribs Barbecue sauce I want my baby back, baby back Chili's
Elliot: Ted, what the hell?
Ted: It's the only song we know with "baby" in it.
Elliot: I want my money back.
Crispin: What money?
Ted: What? I lost my house. Give me a break.