Dr. Cox: Say, Newbie, I, uh, I gotta hand it to you. It took the heart of a lion to apologize to Mrs. Wilk like that.
J.D.: Thank you.
Dr. Cox: Of course, it took the incompetence of a bewildered jackass to make that error to begin with. You never make assumptions based on your own perceptions. Just never do it.
J.D.: Really? You've been spending a lot of time treating my guy, Mr. Jenkins, right?
Dr. Cox: Yeah, he's a Vietnam veteran. He deserves as much.
J.D.: Yeah, actually he's just a homeless guy. I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys. But, what are you gonna do? [Dr. Cox's warning light starts blinking] Oh, come on. You've gotten me like 100 times. I finally got you once. It was bound to happen, right?
Dr. Cox: I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.