Quote from Janitor in My Missed Perception
Carla: This picture is happening. Janitor: No, it's not. Carla: Oh, what do you know, mop jock? Janitor: I've predicted a couple things over the years: The kitchen fire of '97, the kitchen fire of '98, the arson conviction of Luis the fry cook, and of course the eventual termination of the hospital's "Convicts-to-Cooks" program. The bottom line, not gonna happen.