Dr. Cox: Hey, now, great work back there, Gandhi. What a story, huh? Blood, bravery, illegal immigrants. It had it all. Hell, when you tell Carla about this, the next time you two have sex, there's a slight chance that she actually just might think about you.
Turk: Perry, Perry, Perry, you know what the difference between us is? Well, besides the fact that I can carry a conversation without checking my own reflection every 5 seconds?
Dr. Cox: I'm sorry. I get lost in my eyes.
Turk: Anyway, I'm not gonna tell anyone about this because unlike you. [pops balloon] Unlike you, I got into medicine to help people, not for my own personal glory.
Dr. Cox: Yeah. Now that's just a load of crap. Turns out the only reason anybody ever does anything is to feed the ego, because that's what we are, ego monsters. Mark my words, eventually you will tell people what you did.