J.D.: [v.o.] No one wants to live out their last years in a hospital, but people do. There's really not much we can do for them except try to protect their dignity, and, of course, bet on them.
J.D.: Come on, Mr. Gilmore.
Turk: Come on, colonel Mustard! [photo finish] Ha! Pay up.
Mr. Gilmore: Can I get some jell-o, please?
J.D.: Jell-o is for winners.
Mr. Gilmore: What?
J.D.: I'm just kidding. We'll have some sent right to your room, big guy.