J.D.: [v.o.] The key to sleeping in the on-call room is to block out the noises around you like snoring, teeth-grinding, or even on-call room nookie. Hello, my old friend, how I've missed you.
Elliot: That's feel good.
J.D.: [v.o.] Yes, it does. Time out, male moaning! Party's over. [turns lights on]
Dan: Hey! [J.D. falls off the top bunk] Hey, little brother.