Turk: Sorry, I had to blow out of there after the funeral, but how was the rest of the week?
J.D.: It was all right. We spent most of the time dealing with the headstone problem. See, since Dad was an office supplies salesman, he wanted it to be shaped like a pencil.
Turk: So?
Dan: So, it looked like a giant marble penis. Which I maintain, Dad would have liked even more.