Quote from Dan in My Big Brother
Dr. Cox: You know, Newbie, it's so interesting, I found I couldn't sleep last night, so in order to pass the time, I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you. Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day," [Dan yawns] and, of course, all Sandra Bullock movies. But now I'm thrilled to announce, your brother tops- Dan: Hey, Chief, does this speech have an intermission? Because I got to the lobby and take a whizz. Dr. Cox: Actually, I'm not so keen on nicknames from guys that barely know me. Dan: [imitating Dr. Cox] Actually, why don't you tell me what you are keen on? J.D.: Oh, Dan, no. Dan: Where's the crapper?