Janitor: Anyway, I wanted to do something big for your departure, but nowadays my wife is taken up all my time. I wanted to spend all night in the lab, but she wanted to play cards.
J.D.: You have a lab?
Janitor: So I decided to go simple. What would you say this is?
J.D.: Seems like a really gay piece of man jewelry.
Janitor: It is. It's also the penny that you put in the door, eight years ago.
J.D.: For the last time, I did not put a penny in the door.
Janitor: Admit it!
J.D.: Oh, God! Why did you do that?
Janitor: Because I read in a book that if you surprise someone with an accusation, they're more likely to tell you the truth.
J.D.: Nah, I don't really think that's gonna work.
Janitor: Okay. Well, I'm not discouraged. You know what they say. Admit it!
J.D.: Could you stop doing that? Nothing's gonna happen.
Janitor: Don't feel bad, I'm probably doing it wrong. Admit!