Alexis Quote #111
Quote from Alexis in Moira vs. Town Council
Alexis: But your beard is like, my favourite thing about you!
Mutt: My beard is your favourite thing about me?
Alexis: I said one of my favourite things.
Mutt: No, no, no, no. You said, "favourite thing!"
Alexis: I just woke up, and you have a different face. So there's just a lot going on right now!
Mutt: Yeah, tell me about it, I just found out that my girlfriend's favourite thing about me is the hair that grows out of my face!
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Moira vs. Town Council’ Quotes
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Well, word to the wise, son, don't spend all your money at once.
David: I thought you weren't getting involved.
Johnny: No, I'm not. I'm not. I'm just saying, word to the wise, is all.
David: Okay, what does "word to the wise" even mean?
Johnny: Word to the wise. When you're speaking to somebody wise, you lis- You're cognizant of what they're saying. A wise person telling you... Anyway, just... Just, uh, keep that in mind, and, um, keep up the good work.
Quote from Johnny
Johnny: Hey, look at us, son, a couple of working stiffs back from the salt mines.
David: What?
Johnny: Two men, back from the mines.
David: What mines? What's that mean?
Johnny: It's a figure of speech.
David: Um, I don't get that.
Johnny: The salt mines! Back from when people mined.
David: Uh huh.
Johnny: When miners worked in the, salt industry, they'd come home, after digging salt. I don't know what it means!
Quote from Alexis
Mutt: Okay, what would we have talked about? It's my face.
Alexis: Um, you'd have said, uh, "Wow, Alexis, I'm thinking about shaving my beard." And then I would've said, "Hmm. No, Mutt, I don't think that that's the right journey for you at this point in time."
Mutt: Well, then I would've said, "Too bad." I shave like, every six months. Okay, you try growing a beard!
Alexis: I was a beard for a very well known actor, and I get it, it's uncomfortable.