Johnny Quote #211
Quote from Johnny in Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose
Moira: If we rotate it?
Ted: Allow me. I can do that. I'll just- No, no, actually we don't wanna do that. Looks like the other side has been charred, or something.
David: Um, what if we cut it up and turned it into garlands?
Johnny: Why don't we just cut it up for firewood? No this, this was a really stupid idea, a little Christmas party. Something to temporarily take our minds off things. But clearly this was too much for all of you. And you're right, why start making an effort now?
Moira: John?
Johnny: I'm gonna take a walk. It's meatloaf night at the cafe, and if anything is screaming Christmas to me right now, it's meatloaf. [exits]
Stevie: Okay I didn't wanna say anything, but meatloaf night was yesterday.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Merry Christmas, Johnny Rose’ Quotes
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: What have we here?
Ted: Ah, it's just a bit of a tradition at Christmas parties that I have with my friends. See, we do a cookie competition, and then the winner gets to take home all of the leftovers to their families on Christmas Day.
Alexis: So cute. I basically did exactly the same thing with my friends once. But instead of cookies, it was whatever we could find in our parents' medicine cabinets, and instead of a Christmas party, it was an old boot factory in Krakow.
Quote from Moira
Johnny: Tell me this, sweetheart, have I asked you for a lot this year?
Moira: It depends, are we talking emotionally?
Johnny: [sighs] You know, in the old days, I stood by your side no matter how you wanted to spend the holidays. Whether it was heading to Miami for Puff Daddy's Poolside White Party, or that uncomfortable tree trimming at Arnold and Maria's. How 'bout the night you wore your fur coat to the PETA Christmas Fundraiser?
Moira: I heard Peter Fundraiser. Bogdanovich loved a mink.
Quote from Stevie
Patrick: Are we supposed to be doing anything for this party?
David: Um, yes, decorations, but even if we could still afford Nate Berkus, I'd burned that bridge in Ibiza.
Patrick: Okay, but we have plenty of decorations here, so.
David: Yeah, that are for sale. We're not just giving away our inventory.
Stevie: Wow. So, what time is the Ghost of Christmas Past coming to visit you tonight?