Moira Quote #323
Quote from Moira in Murder Mystery
Twyla: So, Mrs. Rose, I don't mean to pressure you, but I am anxious to know...
Moira: Understandably, yes, BLT please, no bread.
Twyla: Oh, I meant if you were coming to the murder mystery party.
Moira: Oh that, yes.
Twyla: Yes, you are?
Moira: It's just that it's the end of the week, Twyla, so that's always chockablock. And then there are the kids... Well, both of them, David, Alexis.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘Murder Mystery’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Moira: Oh, and it's Roaring Twenties themed, and I know you have a soft spot for seersucker.
David: I won't be dressing up.
Moira: Aw, say, don't be a dew-dropper! Throw some concealer under those peepers, make like a swell, and go put on the Ritz!
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: Um. Okay, the thing is I can't go to college, yet. Because I didn't finish high school.
Ted: Oh.
Alexis: I know. It's so embarrassing, and I never should've taken that semester off. But I did meet Beyonce in Mykonos, so it was almost worth it.
Ted: Didn't you say on your resume that you did four years at UCLA?
Alexis: Yes... Technically, if you consider Bel Air an extension of the campus, which everybody does. This might sound crazy, but I almost think I should finish high school.
Quote from Alexis
David: What are you doing?
Alexis: I'm just checking the mail. Did you know you can still get mail?
David: Yes, I know about mail.
Alexis: No, but I'm talking about like, mail, mail. Like a little man in a uniform, with his satchel full of letters, traveling door to door.
David: Um, that's a mailman. And he comes to your house, you pay him, and he gives you your stuff.
Alexis: I think it's free delivery, David.
David: I don't think so...