Johnny Quote #187
Quote from Johnny in The Olive Branch
Johnny: It's a little incentive for a job well done.
Stevie: Oh, I mean, wouldn't wanna be ungrateful. Uh, this seems like some makeup? It's like a briefcase full of makeup.
Johnny: Yeah, only the best.
Stevie: And you thought of this for me because?
Johnny: Because you deserve it.
Stevie: I see. Well, I'm gonna save this for a special occasion.
Johnny: No, no, no, it's for everyday use. It's what the woman in the store told me.
Stevie: Thanks.
Johnny: Stevie? Aren't you forgetting something?
Stevie: Uh, I just just don't know how to thank you.
Johnny: Oh, that smile on your face is all I need.
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Quote from Moira
Moira: After a glut of unasinous ideas put forth today, the room is suddenly bombilating with anticipation. Can we feel that? It's almost as though we're building towards some sort of inevitable climax.
Quote from Moira
Moira: We landed on a one-of-a-kind event to celebrate and congregate those who happen to be unattached, uh, in the hopes of facilitating interpersonal connections.
Alexis: Sorry, so like a singles event, then?
Moira: That word is now considered derogatory. I believe they prefer to be called independents.
Alexis: So you stole my idea, took it to Council, and claimed it as your own?
Moira: Alexis, now is not the time for pettifogging!
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Excuse me, this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm single. The singles market is very lucrative. Did you know, that there's a small town in Ireland that hosts a singles week every year, and it's become so popular, that they're able to subsidize their entirely yearly budget, just on profits?
Moira: It's a valiant first effort, Alexis, it is. But darling, do keep those wheels turning! As the Irish like to say, [Irish accent] it's a cinch to mash the Murphy where there's love.