Alexis Quote #232

Quote from Alexis in Grad Night

Alexis: Okay, another girl dropped off her resume this morning. Ted, have you read these? These are actually very impressive. There are people here who went to school specifically for vet stuff.
Ted: Yeah, well, y'know, formal training is usually encouraged.
Alexis: Well, I don't have formal training. This person's assisted with surgeries. Is that something that I should be doing?
Ted: No. God no.

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David: This is the first gift I haven't bought myself in a very long time. So, thank you.
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Stevie: What is it?
Patrick: Uh, it's just the, um, receipt from our first sale at the store.
David: Um, this is not nothing. So, thank you.

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Stevie: Oh, yeah, that burnt out years ago. Sadly it hasn't been an issue, but maybe we could use the 'no' from the 'no refunds' sign.