Bob Quote #12
Bob: [runs up] Hey, Johnny. I just went out and got me a muffin.
Johnny: Bob, a customer was just in here, and he was saying he had a problem with a muffler.
Bob: Oh yeah? What, uh, what'd it end up being?
Johnny: Well, I don't know, I didn't go out and look.
Bob: Oh?
Johnny: I'm not a mechanic!
Bob: Well, I don't expect you to know everything, but you know, if a client of yours came in here, I'd certainly talk to them.
Johnny: Well, I hope you wouldn't.
Bob: Well, not that I have to worry, I know you're a little low on clients.
Johnny: That's because I'm building a business, Bob. And right now I'm in strategy mode, looking for opportunities, and eventually I will implement a plan.
Bob: Well, if you feel like, uh, you might like to implement a muffler, be my guest. Because I can't afford to lose any customers right now, Johnny. Especially, ah, when I'm giving away free office space.
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Quote from Bob
Bob: [runs up] Hey, Johnny. Keepin' busy, or, uh, hardly workin'?
Johnny: Well, first of all, Bob, that's not the expression.
Quote from Stevie
Stevie: There's a tool shed out back, the other side of the motel.
David: Okay.
Stevie: Will you be requiring a tool box?
David: Maybe? Um, let's go with yes, just to be safe.
Stevie: Will you be needing your basic toolbox, or your "cedar chest" tool box?
David: Obviously the cedar chest tool box!
Stevie: Oh, that's in the shed. It's a big wooden box, with the words, "tools to make a cedar chest" carved into the side of it, so it's really clear...
David: Okay. I'm assuming you're kidding. Um... But in the off chance that you're not, where in the shed would I find that box?
Stevie: [mouths] Wow.
David: You're kidding.
Quote from Moira
Moira: Honestly, David, why are you not ready?
David: I'm not going. How is it that a moth can find its way into a triple locked titanium suitcase?!
Moira: The perils of owning cashmere. Alexis! Please, dear!
David: Alexis hasn't been here for a week and a half. She's at Mutt's.
Moira: Well, that's simply not true. I had breakfast with her just yesterday.
David: That was me!
Moira: We had a lengthy conversation about hosiery and menopause.
David: Again, that was me.