Stevie Quote #18
Quote from Stevie in The Cabin
David: Yeah, I just, uh, came to apologize.
Stevie: For what?
David: For uninviting you to games night.
Stevie: You did not uninvite me. I uninvited myself.
David: Mm-hmm. Okay, well, um, I would really like it if you came and I would really love it if you could bring one other person of your choosing.
Stevie: So it doesn't matter if they don't blend?
David: Mmm-mmm.
Stevie: And this doesn't have anything to do with the fact that you couldn't find anybody else to come?
David: No. What? No. I- You are a very bright, funny person, with a wide range of useful knowledge and the fact that we don't have an ideal number for team style game-play, is not not why I'm here.
Stevie: You're such a liar. And I was bluffing when I said I wasn't coming. I just wanted to see you beg, so...
David: Okay.
Stevie: I'll put out some feelers, but, you know, such short notice, all the town hotties will have plans.
Schitt's Creek Quotes
‘The Cabin’ Quotes
Quote from Moira
Alexis: Um, why don't you guys stay at the cabin for longer?
Moira: Oh, I would never just abandon you two in a motel in the middle of nowhere.
David: Didn't you once take the wrong baby home from preschool?
Moira: Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?
Quote from Alexis
Alexis: David, I just- I miss my life! And I miss doing things. And I miss being surrounded by loose acquaintances who think that I'm funny, and smart, and charming. Will you? Just a few people. Please. You can't tell me that you don't wanna hang out with people other than me.
David: Obviously.
Quote from Stevie
David: Obviously they need to be funny, and smart, and have well-rounded sense of humour and a wide range of knowledge.
Stevie: Oh, all those types of people move away from here.
David: That's funny.
Stevie: No, I'm serious.