David: What is that?
Alexis: Thank you, David. You look very expensive and gorgeous too.
David: It's-it's white. You're wearing a white dress.
Alexis: Duh. It's black and white themed. What was I supposed to show up in pink?
David: Or black! You're wearing a wedding dress to my wedding!
Alexis: This is not a wedding dress. It's a white, floor-length gown. It's very different.
David: Did it come with a veil?
Alexis: No. It came with a headdress.
David: A what?
Alexis: It came with like a white, tulle, headdress, but I thought it overwhelmed the dress so I decided not to wear it.
David: You're walking me down the aisle in a wedding dress. Everyone is gonna think we're getting married to each other. Ugh!