Moira: Well, the kind of shock I'm referring to, Stevie, will not come in the form of a man.
Stevie: What is this?
Moira: Oh, just a gift that once jolted me out of my little Podunk routine.
Stevie: Me, in front of people? I am not an actor.
Moira: And neither is the lead in the play. She's simply a headstrong young woman, who's been knocked about a few times, and looking to make the most of herself.
Johnny: Did Mr. Rose put you up to this?
Moira: No, this inspired piece of stunt-casting was an idea all my own. And we can't find anyone else.