Alexis: Honey, I'm home.
Ted: Oh, shouldn't I be the one saying that?
Alexis: A little something to celebrate the end of the week.
Ted: Yeah.
Alexis: Whoop!
Ted: Uh, except it's Neuterpalooza week at work, and I still have two days of spaying and neutering ahead of me.
Alexis: Oh, let's stop saying "neutering", 'cause it's killing my buzz!