Quote from Alexis in Dead Guy in Room 4
Alexis: You gave me such a hard time for getting involved with Ted, and then you just French your business partner literally the second he peeks his head out of the closet. David: I'll have you know this is the healthiest first day of a relationship I've ever had. Alexis: Well, all I know is that Patrick is a sweet, little, button face, David, so don't mess this up.