Quote from Johnny in Friends & Family
David: Okay, well, this is gonna be the opposite of that. We're inviting a select group of VIPs, and offering a 25% friends and family discount. Moira: Well, that sounds meek. David: Okay. Johnny: Friends are getting the same discount as family? That doesn't sound right. David: Well, that's what we're doing. Johnny: Well, what if your mother and I go in and buy something together? Does that mean we get a 50% discount? David: Why would you wanna spend less money at my store?