Ted: I was making a house call to Lisa's farm, and got head-butted by her goat.
Alexis: Is that when one of you is on the floor, and then the other one kind of just like hops..?
Ted: No! Uh, I was head-butted by an actual goat. And as a vet, that's not something that I want getting out, so please don't be thinking that this is something that it isn't.