Announcer: We know what you want: healthy, natural food that still tastes great. And we're here to tell you... [record scratches] It doesn't exist. Healthy food is for suckers. It tastes like garbage, and if you say you like it, you're a chump and a liar. Be honest. This is what you want to eat... The Paunch Burger Dinner for Breakfast combo burger combo. It tastes amazing. What's in it? Who cares? How many calories? Shut up. It's awesome. Put it in your body, or you're a nerd.