Brandi Maxxxx: Leslie is the best.
Leslie Knope: No, no, Brandi. Gah, gah, gah, gah--
Brandi Maxxxx: Hello, everyone. I'm Brandi Maxxxx...
All: Hi, Brandi.
Brandi Maxxx: Star of such films as the incredible Burt Wonderbone, A Good Guy to Lay Hard, and Argo. I had a small part in Argo as well as the porn version, Our Goo.
Dennis Lerpiss: I've seen the first 90 seconds. It's thrilling.
Brandi Maxxxx: If it weren't for Leslie Knope, there would be far, far less pornography in this town.
Leslie Knope: No, what happened was there was a misunderstanding, and I accidentally got the government involved in an unseemly business, but I cleared that up, and everything's fine. It's not like I'm some kind of sex-crazed maniac or something.
Andy: Leslie, are you pregnant? Did you or did you not leave this positive pregnancy test in a dumpster in the woods? Hey, everybody.
Leslie Knope: No.