Marshall Langman: Listen, my wife and I do not feel that we're better off than a year ago because a year ago, this town was not a horrifying ssx den where people could put their body parts anywhere they want with impunity.
Marcia Langman: And then, you were elected. And now, this town a horrifying sex den where people can put their body parts anywhere they want to with impunity.
Marshall Langman: Yeah.
Leslie Knope: If you are referring to my fight to teach comprehensive sex education, you need to at least acknowledge the fact that STDs are down 14% from last year.
Marshall Langman: And deviant behavior in Pawnee is up a billion percent!
Leslie Knope: No, it's-- no, it's--
Marshall Langman: This town is going to hell in a Gucci knock-off handbag, girl. [applause] See? See? They agree. Come on.