Quote from Leslie Knope in Halloween Surprise
Leslie Knope: Thank you so much for coming. Good afternoon. As many of your know, Jerry Gergich, our friend, has suffered a devastating fart attack, and we are here to help. So there are some special auction items I will be dealing with. The first item up for bid is an inscribed autobiography from Pawnee newscaster Perd Hapley. The book's entitled The Thing About Me Is I'm Perd Hapley. Anyway, let's start the bidding at $20. $20. Thank you sir, for 20. Do I see 30?