Chris: Imagine my horror. I'm hanging upside-down with my gravity boots watching Perd. I see you with your painting. And I am startled and disappointed.
Leslie Knope: Well, I did not know that Brandi was gonna offer me a role in her next film.
Chris: I urge you not to take that role.
Leslie Knope: I'm not going to take the role.
Chris: That's good to hear, because, recently, you've been a little unpredictable.
Leslie Knope: I'm sorry that I'm trying to defend a beautiful work of art.
Jerry: Thank you, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: Stand down, Jerry. This isn't your fight.