Ann: Oh. You know what? If he doesn't want to go out with you, he's nuts. You're awesome, and there's a million other guys out there. I have been having so much fun just dating a bunch of people.
Leslie Knope: I know. Who was that guy you were talking to out there and then also kissing? I was... [yelps] Crap on a crayfish. That really stings.
Ann: I haven't pricked you yet.
Leslie Knope: Oh, sorry. I was just picturing it.
Ann: You know what? Maybe you need to cast a wider net. Have you thought about Internet dating?
Leslie Knope: Really? I don't think that's for me. Aah! You're a monster.
Ann: Still haven't done it yet. I'll help you set up a profile. It'll be fun.
Leslie Knope: All right, yeah, let's do it. Okay, good. I'm glad that's over.
Ann: Oh, it's not.
Leslie Knope: [gasps] [bleep] you, Ann!