Leslie Knope: If you would be willing to just take a brief pit stop, we could see Indiana's second-largest rocking chair.
Ron Swanson: No.
Leslie Knope: Then maybe we should take a quick two-hour sojourn to Dame Gervin's Misshapen Celebrity Castle. It's where Madame Tussaud sends all of its failed wax figures, and if you can figure out who it is, you get to take it home.
Ron Swanson: No.