Quote from Leslie Knope in The Master Plan
Ron Swanson: Have a good night last night? Leslie Knope: Not really. Ron Swanson: Did you enjoy your second loud conversation with Ben? The state auditor, who holds your very fate in his hands like a tiny bird. Leslie Knope: You know what? He deserved it. He's cold and unfeeling and I yelled at him. So what? Ron Swanson: Believe me. I want this government cut to the bone. But I can't have you getting yourself fired because then I'll have to do stuff. Go apologize. Leslie Knope: No. I don't have anything to apologize for. All I did was express myself. Forcefully. Drunkenly. And I spit on him a little bit. Okay I'll go apologize.