Leslie Knope: Jen Barkley is calling again. She is relentless.
Ben: Jen is a powerful political operative. Don't you even want to know what she has to say?
Leslie Knope: She'll just say what she always says, which is, "Leslie, would you consider running for state senate or Congress?" And I'll say, "Jen, thank you very much, that's very flattering, but I love my job, and I get to do it for the entire country." The whole world is my park. Besides, our lives are so chaotic we can't run a campaign.
Ben: Well, if you really wanted to do it, we'd find a way. I mean, things aren't that chaotic.
Roz: All three of them just bumped into each other and broke everything you own. [shattering] I- I don't know what that was.