Quote from Craig in One in 8,000
Craig: Well, I sold everything on the auction list, no thanks to you people. What's so wonderful that you're all celebrating while I do all the hard work? Leslie Knope: We're having triplets. Craig: Oh, great. First my cousin Winona gets into a car accident the night my one-man show opens, and now this? Why are my accomplishments always overshadowed? Congratulations, I suppose. Leslie Knope: That's nice of him. Ben: Yeah, yeah, I'll take that.