Leslie Knope: I can't stop thinking about that job in Chicago, and I think this prom will be a good distraction. In my senior year when I couldn't decide between Indiana and Amherst, I focused all my energy on planning my prom, and it was the best prom ever. Plus, I made out with Harvey from the A.V. Club.
Ben: Hmm, I think I'm jealous of Harvey.
Leslie Knope: You shouldn't be. A few weeks later, he almost died from a VCR electrocution. Legend has it that he can still turn on a microwave just by blinking at it.