Leslie Knope: Wow. Ethel, have you-- Okay, Ethel's asleep. Shauna?
Shauna Malwae-Tweep: I'm writing a memoir based on my blog. It's called Tweeping Up Appearances, and it's about my journey to find happiness by smiling through the pain.
Leslie Knope: Okay, I can work with that.
Donna: Knope, what you got going on in that notebook?
Leslie Knope: Just jotting down memories in my trusty old journal.
April: "Friendship rankings." What's that?
Leslie Knope: It's not what it sounds like. It's simply a way for me to figure out which one of you is the best.