Ben: Okay, here's the text for your speech. I added a few more jokes, slamming Eagleton at the end.
Leslie Knope: Mmm. That's the sexiest thing you've ever said to me. I'm so glad you're on my team.
Ben: Are you sure you wanna attack 'em at this press conference? It's a friendly wager on a high school basketball game.
Leslie Knope: I'm losing the recall election, Ben. Slamming Eagleton is the easiest way to score some points. Look. Am I proud of it? Yes. Because Eagleton sucks. But is it the classiest move? Yes, because Eagleton sucks. Would I do it again? Yes, because Eagleton sucks.