Marcia Langman: I'm so glad you've come to your senses.
Marshall Langman: Here's our educational pamphlet. I recommend you start reading at chapter three.
Leslie Knope: "Chapter Three. There's a party in your pants and no one is invited."
Ann: This is crazy. I mean, obviously, the best way to prevent disease is to magically stop all sex, but that's not gonna happen.
Marcia Langman: Well, maybe not where you come from in "Tramp-sylvania."
Marshall Langman: [laughs] Good one, honey!
Ann: I'm from Michigan! That wasn't worth saying.