Ann: So Leslie dragged you into this sneaky little fix-up scheme, huh?
Tom: We're stuck at a Parks and Rec community couples event. What else you gotta do?
Ann: What the hell. You're right. Bring 'em on, Tom.
[cut to:]
Harris: I'm Harris. Heard you were desperate for a man-piece. We in business?
Tom: He's 33 years old, still lives with his parents, and he's been to at least 200 Phish concerts.
Harris: Try 308.
Ann: I'm gonna have to pass right now.
Harris: Your mistake, mama.