Leslie Knope: So, Ethel, you've been to a million of these ethics trials. What do you think my chances are?
Ethel: I'd say it's 50/50. You want to put money on it, I'll give you 60/40 against.
Leslie Knope: Is it ethical for a court stenographer to bet on the outcome of a hearing?
Ethel: You tell me. You're the one on trial.