Quote from Leslie Knope in Summer Catalog
Leslie Knope: David, what was it exactly that called you to the parks department? David Moser: Well, I was in public works for eight years, but the director was pretty young. Clarence was old and weak, so I put in for a transfer, swooped in, and pushed him out. [litters] Leslie Knope: Uh, there was no other reason you wanted the job? David Moser: No, just the money and the pension. The actual job's a nightmare. I mean, who gives a crap about this crap? [blows nose, litters] Leslie Knope: Well, David, I think we've talked enough.