Leslie Knope: I swear to you, I never even met the guy before last night.
Dave Sanderson: It's okay. I believe you.
Leslie Knope: You do?
Dave Sanderson: Of course. I think I know you pretty well. That doesn't sound like you.
Leslie Knope: Thank you.
Dave Sanderson: If I ever see that guy, I'm gonna punch him right in the face.
Leslie Knope: Yeah, that's sweet. Use your night stick.