Leslie Knope: I never should have opened that stupid basket.
Ann: Yeah. Why did you open that basket? It doesn't really seem like you.
Leslie Knope: I think it's 'cause I wanted to shatter the glass ceiling. You know what I mean? And just kind of infiltrate the boys' club. I did it for a guy.
Ann: Oh!
Leslie Knope: Yeah. Mark.
Ann: Oh. Oh. Wow.
Leslie Knope: I... We had a brief affair in February of 2004. And there's still something very complicated between us, so...
Ann: Yeah. Sure.
Leslie Knope: Yeah.
[aside to camera:]
Ann: Smart woman. Iffy choice in men. But then again, I'm not one to talk.