Schmidt Quote #1042
Gavin: [to video camera] Son?
Cece: Babe, I think you should watch.
Schmidt: I don't...
Gavin: Son.
Cece: You should watch.
Gavin: I know you're mad. I get it.
Jess: Do you want me to take this off?
Gavin: I didn't do a good job being your father.
Jess: You're in a zone. I'm just gonna sit tight.
Gavin: And now you're getting married. I get it. I wouldn't have invited me, either. I've missed a lot. I'm sorry. In my defense, I was stoned for most of the '90s. And the 2000s. Full disclosure-- I was stoned this morning. I like weed. But the point is, if you can forgive me even a little, I'd love to have a drink with you. And meet the man that you've become.
New Girl Quotes
‘D-Day’ Quotes
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Nick: Are you okay? You look gray.
Schmidt: I didn't sleep. I was up preparing for an epic day of wedding decisions. I'm calling it D-Day. Of course, in this situation, the "D" stands for "decisions," and unlike the other D-Day, it will not be a walk on the beach.
Jess: That's incredibly offensive.
Schmidt: I know.
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Schmidt: Ah. Jess, thank you. You know, I haven't had two hours of uninterrupted sleep since a month ago when Cece made me watch An Inconvenient Truth.
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Cece: Hey, guys. So, how did it go today?
Jess: Good. We got a lot accomplished. But, um... how do I say this? Um... I made out with Schmidt's dad.
Cece: [quietly] You did what?
Schmidt: She lulled me to sleep and then went rogue.
Cece: You did what?
Jess: If your files had been clearly marked, none of this would be happening. You need better labels.
Schmidt: Everything is perfectly clear. Chairs are color-coded under chartreuse, because it sounds like "chair truths." Salmon mongers are filed under fuchsia, because I "re-fuchsia" to serve salmon at this wedding. The groomsmen tuxes are under magenta, because "ma-gentlemen" will be wearing the dope tuxes.
Cece: Is he a good kisser?
Schmidt: Don't ask that, plea... And don't you answer it.
Cece: [stammers] It's withdrawn. I'm just freaking out right now.