Schmidt Quote #1033
Schmidt: There's tons to do today, so we're going to have to split up. I have to be here for a tux fitting and a meeting with a napkin ring genius.
Jess: Gonna be fine.
Schmidt: There's chairs to be picked and... [yawns] ...cakes to be tasted.
Jess: Schmidt? Are you asleep?
Schmidt: What?! No, I'm not sleeping, of course I'm not sleeping! Just tons... too much to do today to sleep. Jess... this is the most important thing that I own. It is the wedding flash drive. Everything that you need to know is on this. It's color-coded.
Jess: Ooh, color-coded. Gimme.
Schmidt: Please do not reach for it like you're Winston reaching for someone's breast. Treat it with respect.
Jess: I will, and I just want to say I'm honored you're trusting me.
Schmidt: Oh, I'm not.
New Girl Quotes
‘D-Day’ Quotes
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Nick: Are you okay? You look gray.
Schmidt: I didn't sleep. I was up preparing for an epic day of wedding decisions. I'm calling it D-Day. Of course, in this situation, the "D" stands for "decisions," and unlike the other D-Day, it will not be a walk on the beach.
Jess: That's incredibly offensive.
Schmidt: I know.
Quote from Schmidt
Schmidt: Ah. Jess, thank you. You know, I haven't had two hours of uninterrupted sleep since a month ago when Cece made me watch An Inconvenient Truth.
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Cece: Hey, guys. So, how did it go today?
Jess: Good. We got a lot accomplished. But, um... how do I say this? Um... I made out with Schmidt's dad.
Cece: [quietly] You did what?
Schmidt: She lulled me to sleep and then went rogue.
Cece: You did what?
Jess: If your files had been clearly marked, none of this would be happening. You need better labels.
Schmidt: Everything is perfectly clear. Chairs are color-coded under chartreuse, because it sounds like "chair truths." Salmon mongers are filed under fuchsia, because I "re-fuchsia" to serve salmon at this wedding. The groomsmen tuxes are under magenta, because "ma-gentlemen" will be wearing the dope tuxes.
Cece: Is he a good kisser?
Schmidt: Don't ask that, plea... And don't you answer it.
Cece: [stammers] It's withdrawn. I'm just freaking out right now.