Winston: Dude, I'm gonna be in a patrol car the entire time. [laughing] I just got a text from my buddy Reynolds. Working his first shift, he got stabbed in the leg by a little girl. [laughs] I love Reynolds, man. He makes me laugh. That's funny...
Nick: You think that's funny?
Winston: To be stabbed by a little kid, yeah.
Coach: On the job.
Winston: Right. 'Cause you get paid.
Nick: That you're about to do.
Winston: Right, 'cause it's a child, and it's hilarious.
Nick: You don't like getting cut. You're very physically sensitive.
Winston: I am. Paper cuts give me headaches.