Schmidt: Look, we want to make it up to you, so if there's anything that we can do, please just l-let us know.
Nick: Our marriage is cursed.
Schmidt: Wh-What do you mean, cursed?
Nick: Last night I seduced Jess at the, uh, rehearsal dinner. I dangled my hot body in front of her, and she couldn't resist, and we had a night of weird, wild sex that would have made the good Lord proud, and now our marriage is cursed.
Winston: Come on, man. None of that stuff is true. Curses aren't real.
Nick: Yeah, but you believe in crystals, Winston.
Winston: Crystals are real, dude. Don't say nothing bad about crystals!