Quote from Jess in Five Stars for Beezus
Cece: Babe, hi. Are your pants off? Jess: [sobbing] I... I went to the reading and... Cece: Oh, no, what happened? I'm so sorry I'm not wearing pants. Schmidt's been so busy with work, we scheduled a no-pants dinner thing. Jess: Do you want me to take my pants off, too? Cece: Oh, no, honey. Tell me everything.