Schmidt: What do you want?
Winston: To be your friend. If you need the name Winston to get you to where you're going, then... I'm not gonna stand in your way.
Schmidt: You're a good friend. Uh, uh, what will I call you?
Winston: Well, I was gonna give Saint-Marie a whirl, but then I was like, nah, that's a girl's name. And I thought about Two-Shoes.
Schmidt: Two-Shoes.
Winston: Two-Shoes, yeah. But then, in certain shoes that I have, I have three of them, so... so I'm just gonna stick with The Bish.