Winston: Sorry, that was my divorce lawyer.
Jess: What?!
Winston: Yeah, it's been a day. So I got married. Then my wife was shipped overseas. And I remain married.
Jess: What? Who? When? How? What?
Cece: Yeah, he married Rhonda. As a prank.
Nick: Wait, you're really married, Winston?
Sam: I-I'm not sure I understand the prank.
Schmidt: The prank is, is that Winston's on the hook to send care packages to Germany for the next six months. Rhonda'd.
Winston: Guys, let's just celebrate how hilarious my situation is, and in a very real way, don't tell my mama.