Winston: Hey, Nick. Um, Jess left her panties in the dryer. You mind if I move 'em?
Nick: Sure, man, I don't care. Wait a second. Why do you ask? You're not gonna move them in a weird way or something, are you?
Winston: No, dude, I'm just trying to be respectful, that's all. You know, before you and Jess were together, I moved her panties hundreds of times, so...
Nick: Wait, what?
Schmidt: Hundreds of times? What, are you just hanging around the-the dryer like some sort of panty-hawk? Winston: What?
Coach: Panty-hawk. I'd watch that show.