Quote from Winston in Lillypads
Nick: My question is about the night of January 12. Winston: Wait, what? No, no, no. No, no. Nick: 2001. Winston: Nick, that is a cold case and I won't discuss it any further. Nick: Well, looks like we're discussing it now. Winston: I was not masturbating! Nick: Easy, Winston. You just screamed "masturbating." What are you doing, man? Winston: Sorry.